These raps are non sensical,m completely random crap. Enjoy!
The OoT Rap
Ganon was an evil man,
who had a best friend named Dan.
He would morph, kill, and read maps,
and do all sorts of other crap.
He wanted the Triforce, he did
But there was this one kid
His name was Link, and Ganon he did try to stop,
but too soon he was busted by a cop!
Ganon did take the Triforce,
And the Happy Mask shop he did endorse.
7 years later, on a fine april noon,
Link woke up to the sound of Cajun Spoons
To destroy Ganon was his mission,
but for a while he went fishin'
But gather the Sages powers he did,
and Ganon was stopped while taking a dump on the lid
Ganon was sent to the Evil Realm,
Along with Brendan Fraiser, N'Sync and Shaquille O'Neal
Peace in Hyrule did follow,
Until Ganon will return tommorow!
Majora's Mask Rap
1 month later on another adventure,
Link found a mask that fixed people's dentures
Majora's Mask it was called,
in the land of Termina it mauled
The Guardians were these big fat dudes,
whom Majora's Mask was trying to sue
But Link came into play
Sent the spirit in Majora's Mask far away
By this time, you would think
Link would need a shrink
But Link managed to pull through,
until he killed all of Termina in 1982!
Oracle of Ages Rap
In the Hyrule, in the middle of a zoo
Link was takin' a fine poo
But he was magically transported,
To a place called Labrynna where ducks were sorted
There a chick named Veran appeared,
Said she would rule the world just like we feared
Went inside Nayru's body,
and had herself an apple coddy*
In the end turned into a freak,
whom in her spider form, really did reek!
Back to Hyrule, Link went
without realizing he still had to pay the rent
The Labrynnian Hotel owner chased Link, he did,
And put some caps in Link's brain till the blood spilled, c'mon!
*Coddy- View the Brahm-English Dicionnary
Oracle of Seasons Rap:
In Holodrum, trouble was abroad
The seasons were screwed up and everyone was a frog
Some dudein armour was causing all this,
mainly because he didn't know how to take a piss
Link had to gather these essences of nature crap,
while doing the mexican hat danse
A couple days later on a fine April noon,
Link was shot with a gun in a dune
But since that doesn't matter at all,
we'll leave it out of the rap and into the bathroom stall
In the Northern Peaks,
Link went to face that freak
Kicked ass, got the chick (named Din) and got his hair bleached!
But stupid as Link was, he got locked in a crate
Couldn't get out until it was too late
In that crate he did die,
while watching the Lord of the Flies!
Link's Awakening:
Link was smoking pot one day,
fainted, fell apart and flew away.
Went to a land kalled Koholint he did,
which was made of mostly calcium, orange juice and 20% mint.
Collected 8 instruments, he had to do,
To wake some stupid egg who was too lazy to get up without being soothed.
The only thing that stood in Link's way,
was someone who wouldn't give Link soup and an owl who was covered in hay.
Link collected the 8 instruments,
played them, broke them, went inside a huge egg,
in which he broke his leg.
Fought these monsters, went through a maze,
woke the fish and got the babe
But Link's pot hallucinations were over,
and he was being sent to jail by the Supreme Court's order!
Link to the Past Rap:
In a place called Hyrule, there was a dude named Aganhim
Who played it well, and go the the chicks
Too many of them he got, one day
Because he started getting power and wasn't getting laid
Ganon he wanted to free,
So he could get some action (contraption) and eat some leaves
Some kid named Link got a message from the Princess Zelda,
asked for his help, and he said whatever
Found his uncle dead, took his sword
Didn't even hold a proper burial (damn punk)
He got the sword that had the power to
Kick Ganon's ass and get a free pass to the zoo
Saved some chicks, and was onto Ganon's Castle
Killed Aganhim in a real hassle
When he entered Ganon's throne (in his screwed up pyramid)
Zelda and Ganon were getting it on
For disrpting them, they kicked his ass
Sent him to do my science homework about the mass (WOO! NO HOMEWORK FOR ME!)
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