THE LAZY HERO'S GUIDE TO DOING NOTHING

Hey kids! You ever not wanted to actually do something in video games? Better yet, what if you didn't have to? Just use Brahm's guide to: THE LAZY HERO'S GUIDE TO DOING NOTHING!

In Oracle of Ages:
Just don't move the Sacred Stone for Impa, and have fun walking around the 4 screens you have access to until your battery power dies out.

In Oracle of Seasons: Just don't talk to anyone. Nothing bad happens if you don't talk to anyone.

In Majora's Mask: If you don't know about something, there's no need to do something about it, right? Don't follow the Skull Kid into Termina, and then sit on a tree stump and quietly mourn the loss of your horse and instrument, as not to disturb the inivisible wall that keeps you in that area.

In Ocarina of Time: Kill yourself as quickly as possible. There! Now you don't need to do anything at all, and your spirit gets to watch Hyrule being destroyed.

In Link's Awakening: Just don't turn on the Game Pak, and Link won't ever get trapped on the island.

In Link to the Past: Be a good boy and do as your uncle says by staying in the house. By doing this, you reduce your chances of death by getting killed by Ganon's minions, but the other kids will probably beat you to death for being an "Uncie's Boy."

In Adventures of Link: Burn it. Quickly. You don't want to play this

Legend of Zelda: Refuse the offer for the sword and go into the fairy fountain near where you start. You can now spend a little "quality time" with the great fairy. Make sure you have a condom first.

Well, there you have it. Do these, and Link will have a boring, stupid life (except for in the Legend of Zelda one).