THE IDIOT GAME:
Me: Hello, I'm your host Brahm K., and tonight were going to find out who is the most idiotic person in Hyrule. Our contestants are: Link!

Link: Me Hero

Me: Of course you are. Our next contestant is Ingo!

Ingo: I do stuff... great... crap, how say....

Me: SHUTUP! Our next contestant is King Zora

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet, dear Princess Ruto?

Ruto: I'm right in front of you dad.

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet, dear Princess Ruto?

Me: Alright! Here's how the game works! Everytime you get a question I ask right, you get a point. The person with the least points by the end of the game is the idiot! The first question is: Is there a drawing on Link's House? Link, you go first.

Link: What's a drawing?

Me: Alright, Ingo, you're next.

Link: Me no get right?

Me: No. Now Ingo. Answer the friggin question!

(Silence for about 20 minutes).

Me: All right, you're turn, King Zora.

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet, dear Princess Ruto?

Me: Alright. You all have zero points. The second question is: Who is the main villain of the Zelda Games? Link you first.

Link: Is it that dude... who does stuff?

Me: No. Ingo, you're next.

Ingo: YOU ASS! YOU KILLED HER!

Me: Ok... King Zora?

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet, dear Princess Ruto?

Me: I'm sorry. You all still have zero points. Okay next question. What is Link's name? Link?

Link: Is it Malon?

Me: (starting to get annoyed): No. Ingo?

Ingo: I no no ser tion.

Me (starting to get mad): KING ZORA?

King Zora: Oh where is my-

Me: OH WHERE IS MY SWEET DEAR PRINCESS RUTO! IS THAT WHAT YOU WE'RE GOING TO SAY, DAMMIT?

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet-

Me: WELL YOU'RE WRONG! Ok... calm down Brahm... OH SCREW IT! YOU'RE ALL A COMPLETE BUNCH OF MORONS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

Link: Whoa dude. You need alcohol!

Me: SHUTUP! SHUTUP ALL OF YOU!

(Men in white coats come and drag me away).

Ingo: He idiot

King Zora: Oh where is my sweet-

Me (from far away): SHUT YOUR FACE!

Man in white coat: Ok, just calm down Brahm, everything's gonna be ok...

Well I guess you know how the story ends. I break out of the Mental Institution, but die when I see Pokemon has taken over the world. So I am writing this site from hell. In fact I'm the devil. But the questin we must ask is: Who is the True idiot? Me? Test results say 100% of the world thinks so.
UNTIL NEXT TIME!