Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Zelda Jeapordy. We've had an exciting 1st round, and now we will tell you the scores so far of each contestant.
In 3rd place, we have Link, with a total of -$987847848.
Link: Damn you and your daily doubles!
Alex: Yes... anyway, in second place we have Ganon, who has a total of -$897666.
Ganon: You can't tell me what to do... I know where you live!
Alex: Of course you do, Mr. Ganon. And finally, in 1st place, with a comanding score of 0, we have Zelda. Zelda, since you'e in the lead, you'll get to pick a category. The choices are:
Idiots in Hyrule, Idiots outside of Hyrule, People dressed in tunics in Hyrule, show and tell, and what color grass is. I would just like to say that the answer for every question in that category is gree. Well Zelda, choose!
Zelda: Well, seeing as this is jeapordy... and there are 4 categories... I think I'll pass.
Alex: You'll pass. How wise of you. Anyway, why don't you choose?
Link: I can see this is my lucky day. I'll take What Color is Grass for 500!
Alex: This is the color of grass.
Link: What is... purple? (buzz)
Ganon: What is purple? (buzz)
Alex: That was already said...
Ganon: Shutup...
Alex: Well time's up. The question was: What is green ya frickin idiots. You choose the next category, Ganon.
Ganon: I'll take people dressed in tunics in Hyrule for 20 billion.
Alex: I'm sorry sir, but you can only go up to 1000 dollars.
Ganon: You shutup...
Alex: Didn't we have this arguement last time? Anyway, we'll take it for 1000. And the answer is:
He is the only person in Hyrule who dresses in a tunic.
(Silence).
Alex: He is right here in this room right now. His name is Link. Please someone say: Who is Link?"
(Silence)
Alex: Time's up. Damn you all to hell.
Zelda: If you think about it, this could be hell and we may not know. That reminds me of a time when I was smoking pot with a kid named Harry Potter and all of a sudden these freaks with horns came out of nowhere. So than I says to the guy, you can't tell me what to do, I know-
Alex: For the love of god, shut your mouth. Anyway, Link, you choose the next category.
Link: I'll take Show and Tell.
Alex: For how much?
Link: How the hell should I know? You're the one with those cards in front of you, you tell me. Go ahead Alex. Choose
Alex: Yes... how about for 500.
Link: Who gave you the right to choose, you self centered ^&&%&!
Alex: Yes... anyway, I'll show you an object, and you tell me what it is.
Link: A man with a moustache!
Alex: I haven't brought out the item yet, Mr. Link.
Anyway, what is this item (pulls out a shoe).
Ganon: A toilet! (Buzz)
Zelda: Umm... isn't it one of those things... where you do the thing... with the things? (Buzz)
Alex: Time'sup. It was a shoe. Anyway, let's move on to Final Jeapordy. And the category is: Names of contestants on Jeapordy.
Just write the name of one of the 3 people here.
Alex: All right. Let's see what everyone wrote.
Link writes: An ugly man.
Alex: You mean Ganon?
Link: No, I mean Zelda.
Zelda: Damn, I thought that secret was safe!
Link: Well maybe you shouldn't have slept with me...
Alex: Ugh... anyway, seeing as how don't want to read the other 2 answers, Zelda Jeapordy is over. Good night, fellow idiots! |
