ZELDA JEAPORDY:
Alex: Welcome to Zelda Jeapordy! I'm your host, Alex Trebek, and our three contestants tonight are:
Link from Kokiri Forest!
Link: Wassup? From out of town?
Alex: Um yes... Our second contestant is Ruto, from Zora's Domain
Ruto: Hello Link darling. Wanna get married today.
Link: Get the hell away from me ya frickin fish!
Alex: And our final contestant is Ganon
Ganon: HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cough cough
Alex: Ganon, you choose the first category
Ganon: I choose evil people for $10,000
Alex: The highest is $1,000
Ganon: Shutup before I kill you!
Link: Ah crap, I need some pot
Alex: yes... So it's evil people for $1,000
He destroys villages and tries to claim the triforce
Bing! Ganon: Who is Link?
Alex: I'm sorry, that was incorrect. Bing!
Ruto: Who is King Zora? His farts almost destroyed Zora's Domain. Ain't that right, sugar pie
Link: Get the hell away from me
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Bing
Link: I need to use the crapper.
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong. The correct answer was: Who is Ganon. You each have -$1000 so far, but that's okay, you can all catch up. Link, it's your turn to choose a category
Link: Umm... People in Hyrule for $500
She is the Princess of Hyrule
Bing!
Ruto: Who is the darlin' Princess Ruto?
Alex: I am sorry, that is incorrect.
Bing!
Link: Who is Ganon?
Alex: I am sorry, that is also wrong. Ganon? Are you going to try?
Bing!
Ganon: Who is that pesky annoying little *%$#@ Zelda?
Alex: That is correct! Ganon moves into the lead with -$500, while Link and Ruto are stuck behind with -$1500. The time has flown by, with these idiots taking 10 minutes each to answer. After this break, we'll be ready for Final Jeapordy.
(Game resumes)
Alex: We're back here at Zelda Jeapordy. It is now time for Final Jeapordy. The answer is: It is the village where the well is.
Alex: Has everyone prepared there answer? Good. Let's start with Link. Link wrote: Where is the bathroom? I am sorry that is incorrect. How much did he bet? -$20,000? Hmmm..., prety cheap... that puts you in first with $19,500.
Now Ruto wrote: Who is that sweetie pie Link? How much was that? $50,000? That puts you in last with -$51,500.
What did Ganon write? What is Kakariko Village?? That is correct! How much did you bet? $0? You remain wit your score of -$500 and are in second place!
Link has won with his cheap tricks and crap and wins $19,500! The rest of you owe me money.
Ganon: What the hell! I'm gonna kill you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh crap! I'm having a heart attack!
Link: Dude, maybe some exctasy will help ya.
Ruto: Don't worry about him, sugar. Now let's go somewhere comftorable...
Alex: Were gonna end here. I hope you enjoyed Zelda Jeapordy!
Link (in background): Get away from me! Help me! No! Get off ya stupid fish!
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